Tuesday, February 10th, 2015
Totally awesome Apparatjik book table-coffee showing width and girth of Apparatjik varied and unique productions since upstart in this universion in 2008.
Apparatjik projects defy definition and classificatings in the media since day one, and this book sums up impressive Apparatjik oevres-chmoevre: Surreal, chaotic, anarchic, playful, and overall good for everything, it shows projects undertaken with greatnik sincerity and serious ultra-optimism, involving great number of supporters around this corner of the multiverse in the creative processing.
Apparatjik is the adopted brain-child of people determined to do things the difficult way, avoiding all aspects of systems available to them, insisting on the freedom to raise their childnjik in atmosphere free of conformite…marmite?, com-promises, and outside of any health & safety regulation.
This book is beautifully produced conceptual and technical object, and apart from giving rare insight into the cluster of creative minds refusing to playing the cards they have have dealt themselves, it is also highly entertaining for humans and humanoids alike, and an absolute must-have for anyone interested in the weird & wunderbar intersections between pop & art. Dorothy, we are definitely NjeT in Kansas anymore.
(Metamerge UN-LTD, UK)
Artist-book available in selected museumstores, and on Amazon:
Friday, July 19th, 2013
sex cells- sound and vision under the influence
@ stolper + friends
lowell A report:
appa-gnats! for duration lasting 7 suns, new audio art collisions formed all inclusive of sound droppings in space Jb8X_9 – money notes guaranteed.
sound set to loopings – one every 60 minute steaks running away till the1800s every moonfall.
canvas y paper brush dancings corrupted throughout the time continuum glued to many loopings of auditory waves.
times cheerful, many loops eerie, also floating serenelijke. previously archived and retired projector-bots drafted to brighten up the mood-nings.
bots add fat free pictorial helpings and beamed shapings to the party.
humanoids travelled far and narrow as robyn hitchcock + violin duotoning from kari & ole henrik A occur with lowell A.
apparatjik posted magne A via digital worm hole to add binary & analog lashing. many jars of schrödingers jam on technical auditory devices
until fingeroids lodged protesting.
humamoids entered bringing pizza discs, beer capsules and liquids made with colour particles. atmos covered the full apparat spectrum deltoid of end A
noisy chaos mixed with jet engines + end B – silent vacuum alloyed to cloud of banana skins.
some covert photogrammings have been recovered from the crash site and is here now: Lowell A Facebookings
Audio taken from SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/lowellsongs
Saturday, December 29th, 2012
you can dancing if you want to!
here is little know fact: in lonely, half abandoned strain of the multiverse,
apparatjik operate as premier dancing instructor team. (for korean rappers mainly)
in case you wish to taking class, you should try the following strategizing:
1. place one friend not so afraid of public ridicule in front of hotel building, and let rip.
2. please to send beautiful recording to hotel facebook paging; http://www.facebook.com/thethiefoslo
if you make funny dancings in front of other things, hotel peoples will still look and consider.
1st prize is one night in glorious apparatjik suite!
2nd prize is two nights in glorious apparatjik suite!
this is ruse to bring more international peoples to cold, scandinavjic
country called noway (geographical equivalent of chlamydia-testings)
happy funky shaking!
this message approved by the eYeon committee.
Monday, April 30th, 2012
after all the recent cube controversy, apparatjik has decided
to do the most radical thing ever – something so new, so daring,
so never before been seen, so not imagined, nor indeed realised:
a full length concert stage-performance, with music – and visuals.
and…hold on to your hatnicks: apparajtik will perform facing the audience!
it took a lot of hard thinking to get us here, but we think we can pull it off.
not satisfied with being just us, we go one further:
apparatjik invites all our fans worldwide to join us on stage!
for more details click here:
this message approved by
the eYeon committee.
Wednesday, April 25th, 2012
apparatjik alert, apparatjik alert!
the eyeon committee has detected unidentified apparatjik-like activity in UK’s second capital: luminescent city of brighton.
a new, hitherto unauthorized version of the liberation unit has been spotted, in effort to bring back the most excellent,
alas not too cheerful, earth-chapling ian curtis – in pixelform! mr division sadly disappeared in this universion many years ago,
only to work more subtly through loopholes and tangential dimensions of the multiverse
apparatjiks themselves appear confused about the newcomeling.
and when the confusing becomes confused a whole new layer of cake has been discovered!
in general, the committee welcomes parallel events in true apparatjik spirit, although in this instance,
the material on offer has not yet been properly scanned, verified, nor approved by said committee.
we will of course send agents of the apparatus to this luminous location to make sure young apparatjiks are not led astray,
and we welcome all opinionated apparatjiks to spread the gospel of the apparatjik multiverse, in the way they see fit.
anger is management!
all art is theft, but some thiefnicks are thiefier than others!
this message approved by
the eYeon committee
end of transmission.
Friday, November 11th, 2011
New sonics and visuals now here for downloading to your iPad thingy.
Apparatjik World – Issue A – including new musical album from Apparatjik.
At no costing to you until further instructionings from the eyeOn committee.
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